Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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