ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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