She said her name was "party"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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