When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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