I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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