I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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