tell your sister to shave her snatch
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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