after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
either way he was missing a nipple.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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