I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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