jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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