i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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