wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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