My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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