Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
