In the future we'll all be gay
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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