Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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