for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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