She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
