Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
God, I missed his penis.
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