fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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