I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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