Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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