Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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