So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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