how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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