Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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