The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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