i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I am available for nakedness
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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