Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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