I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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