My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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