wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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