you would pick up someone in the library
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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