next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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