found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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