I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
