you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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