I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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