Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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