Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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