is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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