Already got asked if we're dating
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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