It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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