Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
