White coat. Heels.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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