love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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