I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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