I am puke
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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