Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
