So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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