Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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