You're completely useless in the revolution.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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