Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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